Our newer friends might not know this but, yes, there was a Trump Action Figure once. It's a long story.
The abbreviated version is that we made him - with removable hair and tiny little hands - for the 2016 election, thinking it would be a funny one-off that would disappear as soon as he lost to Hillary. You know how that turned out.
Following the election, we declared that we'd donate all profits from Trump's figure to the ACLU and we set about selling them off until they were all gone - never to be produced again.
We thought that was the end of it but, to our chagrin, while cleaning out the office last week, we discovered three last Trumps hiding away in an unmarked box. We'd pledged that we'd never sell them again, but...
There's nothing stopping us from giving them away! So that's what we're going to do. In a raffle.
Here's how to enter:
1. Go to Instagram
2. Follow us (@fctry)
3. Comment #DUMPTRUMP on today's post
Click the link below to get started. We'll announce three winners on Instagram tomorrow.